Xcode has started sending me text messages. No, I don’t know how.Text from XcodeTumblr (3.0; @textfromxcode)http://www.textfromxcode.com/Always, sometimes, never?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e32036fb5128e307023864650001764/tumblr_mmhr73cMek1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Always, sometimes, never?</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/49944864984http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/49944864984Wed, 08 May 2013 11:57:03 -0600Text from Xcode at 360iDev<a href="http://360idev.com">Text from Xcode at 360iDev</a>: <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">iOS Developers Conference</blockquote> <p>I’ll be presenting “Inside Text from Xcode” at 360iDev in September. Get your tickets while they’re available!</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/49539076278http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/49539076278Fri, 03 May 2013 15:42:26 -0600When WWDC ticketing goes really wrong. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/445afcb04af97e1949d7e09444fa7a12/tumblr_mm4yyrsGKn1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>When WWDC ticketing goes really wrong. </p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/49380082550http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/49380082550Wed, 01 May 2013 14:16:03 -0600I guess I wasn’t following proper procedure? <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3212e3a355ac3c01a5e12e20e2701f3/tumblr_mk0tsqFEGK1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I guess I wasn’t following proper procedure? </p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/45921865817http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/45921865817Thu, 21 Mar 2013 11:26:50 -0600Xcode is worried about my phone. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d1f8446341522dcb3ebcd86d555a7a9/tumblr_mjnujh1cxY1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Xcode is worried about my phone. </p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/45351845572http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/45351845572Thu, 14 Mar 2013 11:14:05 -0600It’s not paranoia when they’re really out to get...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82a8562edb0e60eddd78444c7c6486e6/tumblr_mj7jd70bAH1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s not paranoia when they’re really out to get you, right? </p> <p>[ rdar://13136468 ]</p> <p>UPDATE: Radar closed, <strong>BEHAVES AS INTENDED</strong>. I am not making that up.</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/44653336428http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/44653336428Tue, 05 Mar 2013 14:51:00 -0700Xcode: The More You Know<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9602c12297c17075df8b5d346d917e52/tumblr_miu9rfW9GJ1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Xcode: The More You Know</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/44071633433http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/44071633433Tue, 26 Feb 2013 10:54:51 -0700Xcode says its time for some...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c3ce418a5538b04739591af57d5db7c/tumblr_mihgovkiYC1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Xcode says its time for some internationalization.</p> <p>Evidence:</p> <p><img alt="Evidence" height="779" src="http://f.cl.ly/items/2O0j0e1c143b3s2b0n3z/20130219-extra.png" width="1183"/></p> <p>rdar://13181873</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/43503138321http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/43503138321Tue, 19 Feb 2013 12:55:43 -0700It’s all yours, Xcode, do what you need to do. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7339d6da36b65dc938342dfff41272e0/tumblr_mi6b7k5unl1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s all yours, Xcode, do what you need to do. </p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/43016466983http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/43016466983Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:23:44 -0700I think this one baffled both of us. [ rdar://13155850 ] <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78f090e59c690299077929b5567fbace/tumblr_mhvcpyXcKr1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I think this one baffled both of us.</p> <p>[ rdar://13155850 ] </p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/42526151646http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/42526151646Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:22:00 -0700(To those of you pointing out that the Konami code is wrong: It&#8217;s Xcode. Please file a radar).<p>(To those of you pointing out that the Konami code is wrong: It&#8217;s Xcode. Please file a radar).</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/42365409469http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/42365409469Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:44:45 -0700I FOUND THE SECRET TO MAKING PROVISIONING WORK! <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c16c3ad1266e2e82b7d804c9c224685/tumblr_mhrfp50i361rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I FOUND THE SECRET TO MAKING PROVISIONING WORK! </p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/42364971727http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/42364971727Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:36:41 -0700Yes, I’ll get right on it. Thanks.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b4f77a2d58624f4dd4affa6822bad7a/tumblr_mhi5d3rwm11rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yes, I’ll get right on it. Thanks.</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/41955821509http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/41955821509Thu, 31 Jan 2013 11:15:03 -0700Maybe I should apply the Monty Hall problem to this error...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/760f9d4e58d6498be1ca6108d8007159/tumblr_mgshn8UW3Z1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Maybe I should apply the Monty Hall problem to this error message. I wonder if Xcode would play along.</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/40787158040http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/40787158040Thu, 17 Jan 2013 14:42:43 -0700Xcode koan: What is the compiler warning for not using a...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/114d47b7524b5bca52d690058447712d/tumblr_mgfbunw2yw1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Xcode koan: What is the compiler warning for not using a variable that does not exist?</p> <p>In case you think I’m making this up:</p> <p><img height="170" src="http://f.cl.ly/items/2R1l1R3G1x1h3x0V3r11/20131110-extra.png" width="764"/></p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/40188532757http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/40188532757Thu, 10 Jan 2013 12:08:47 -0700No, Xcode, I am hearing you, that’s the problem.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d90a39a6d748e9ea011fec6986c11d87/tumblr_mg2d97uXOi1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>No, Xcode, I <strong>am</strong> hearing you, that’s the problem.</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/39582172472http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/39582172472Thu, 03 Jan 2013 12:10:18 -0700OK maybe I will be mad after all.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63ce73d35e927f68fdd2922dbeda3a85/tumblr_mezkvv0jrz1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>OK maybe I will be mad after all.</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/37851264691http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/37851264691Thu, 13 Dec 2012 13:28:43 -0700Xcode, you incomplete me.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9428fe1a27b1d70ae8a7adf11abe9f00/tumblr_mevxggTBs71rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Xcode, you incomplete me.</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/37734372102http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/37734372102Tue, 11 Dec 2012 14:09:52 -0700iTunes takes its revenge. (Follow-up to Ssshhh, Xcode is...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meizorxuaD1rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>iTunes takes its revenge.</p> <p>(Follow-up to <a href="http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/36156832507/ssshhh-xcode-is-working-update-itunes-takes">Ssshhh, Xcode is working</a>).</p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/37209156051http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/37209156051Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:29:00 -0700Who needs syntax anyway? And in case you think I just make this...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebczrrdy81rw6hnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Who needs syntax anyway?</p> <p>And in case you think I just make this stuff up:</p> <p><img height="153" src="http://f.cl.ly/items/3q18181S3l383l38301y/20121130-extra.png" width="877"/></p>http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/36890288794http://www.textfromxcode.com/post/36890288794Fri, 30 Nov 2012 11:35:51 -0700